“Those who are strong, protect those who are weak. This is my message to the world.”

-Prof. Charles Xavier

Hilariously raunchy and vulgar, Neighbors 2 will nevertheless disappoint fans of the first, lacking likable characters or anything approaching insightfulness.

Civil War makes mistakes and misses many opportunities, but it’s still the four-color fun fans of Marvel movies have come to expect.

The Jungle Book is not an adaptation, but a refutation and repudiation of a work which merited neither.

Gods of Egypt is a reverent translation of disparate myths into singular overarching epic by way of Marvel’s Thor, Shakespeare’s Hamlet, and Campbell’s monomyth.

This is a fan film that happens to have official branding and Hollywood backing, but otherwise created by fans, for the fans, and staring the most famous fan of all.

Zoolander 2 asserts the notion that pulchritude is passed out as a participation trophy to every runner in the human race. This is absurd.

The Hateful Eight is a story all together American, about a house divided against itself which cannot stand, writ small till Lincoln’s apt metaphor is the literal truth.